So I Was Doing a Comedy Club in Philadelphia...

When who should I see but standup comic Mike Doe. He was funny as a mofo too! Didn't make fun of Philly once, except maybe some fools who were born in Jersey, but then they ain't really even Philadelphians anyway!

Brunch in East Village, Rock in West Village
Meatapalooza, or The 7 Day Carnivore Diet, Day 1
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An Anti-"Celebrity" Manifesto, Part 1
The Simpsons Movie...Less than 72 Hours to Go!

Joe Pesce Would Kick Steven Seagall's Ass

Joe Pesce not only would kick Steven Seagall's ass, that fruitcake, ponytailed fruitcake, he would do so in a decisive fashion. And don't forget, Ponytail, if you're reading this, my man Joe Pesce always carries lime and a shovel in the trunk of his car!

Joe Pesce Once Ate at Pat's!

Doing some research here and my buddy Fatass Bob tells me that Joe Pesce once ate TWO cheesesteaks at Pat's, a Philadelphia landmark (and a reason Philadelphia is number one)and world-famous cheesesteak joint for those of youse not in the know. You know how hard that is? Joe's a big guy, don't get me wrong, but to knock TWO CHEESESTEAKS back in one sitting aint a feat a normal man's gonna survive.

My hat's off to you, Joe Pesce of Goodfellas, one of many Great Italian Movies!

Goodfellas Funny Guy Scene

Joe Pesce Was Considered for Basic Instinct?

I heard a rumor online that Joe Pesce auditioned for the part played by Michael Douglas in Basic Instinct? What the hell? How did he not get that part? He and Sharon Stone would've been perfect together. I mean, fuhgedaboutit! Seen Casino lately?!

Oh, Do I Amuse You?

This little blog is dedicated to Joe Pesce, and his scene, of course, in the great Italian movie: Goodfellas. That scene with Christopher from the Sopranos was some funny, crazy shit, my friends.

So to Joe Pesce, this blog is for you!