So I Was Doing a Comedy Club in Philadelphia...

When who should I see but standup comic Mike Doe. He was funny as a mofo too! Didn't make fun of Philly once, except maybe some fools who were born in Jersey, but then they ain't really even Philadelphians anyway!

Brunch in East Village, Rock in West Village
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Oh, Do I Amuse You...Ya Twitter Monkey!

One guy who ain't no monkey is Mike Doe, who's doing his thing at http://twitter.com/mikedoe.

Joe Pesce Would Kick Steven Seagall's Ass

Joe Pesce not only would kick Steven Seagall's ass, that fruitcake, ponytailed fruitcake, he would do so in a decisive fashion. And don't forget, Ponytail, if you're reading this, my man Joe Pesce always carries lime and a shovel in the trunk of his car!

Are You Laughing at Me?

The last fool who laughed at me when I didn't necessarily want him too, well, I trew a beating on him so legendary that I even got a congratulatory call from Dalton from Road House!

Joe Pesce Once Ate at Pat's!

Doing some research here and my buddy Fatass Bob tells me that Joe Pesce once ate TWO cheesesteaks at Pat's, a Philadelphia landmark (and a reason Philadelphia is number one)and world-famous cheesesteak joint for those of youse not in the know. You know how hard that is? Joe's a big guy, don't get me wrong, but to knock TWO CHEESESTEAKS back in one sitting aint a feat a normal man's gonna survive.

My hat's off to you, Joe Pesce of Goodfellas, one of many Great Italian Movies!

In Real Life Joe Pesce is 5'10, Maybe 6 Foot Tall!

I've been hearing some detractors belittling Joe Pesce's "short" stature. To them I say, "What have you been smoking?"

Joe Pesce is at least 5'10, maybe even 6-foot tall! Come on. Watch his movies. If you still have any doubts, I suggest you visit the local shrink for tests!

Goodfellas Funny Guy Scene