<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4668138146196069671</id><updated>2011-04-21T21:37:10.981-07:00</updated><category term='shovel'/><category term='michael douglas'/><category term='south'/><category term='great italian movies'/><category term='do i amuse you'/><category term='dalton'/><category term='mike doe'/><category term='twitter'/><category term='south philly'/><category term='casino'/><category term='lime'/><category term='steven seagall'/><category term='road house'/><category term='philadelphia'/><category term='joe pesce'/><category term='martial arts'/><category term='tourists'/><category term='ponytail'/><category term='goodfellas'/><category term='funny guy'/><category term='sharon stone'/><category term='pats steaks'/><title type='text'>Oh, Do I Amuse You?</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ohdoiamuseyou.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4668138146196069671/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ohdoiamuseyou.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>South Philly Phil</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09910569775955889969</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>9</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4668138146196069671.post-2470753766906121629</id><published>2007-12-06T23:18:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-06T23:19:39.593-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pats steaks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='great italian movies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharon stone'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='joe pesce'/><title type='text'>So I  Was Doing a Comedy Club in Philadelphia...</title><content type='html'>When who should I see but standup comic Mike Doe. He was funny as a mofo too! Didn't make fun of Philly once, except maybe some fools who were born in Jersey, but then they ain't really even Philadelphians anyway!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://mikedoe.net/journal/2007/6/17/brunch-in-east-village-rock-in-west-village.html"&gt;Brunch in East Village, Rock in West Village&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://mikedoe.net/journal/2007/7/4/meatapalooza-or-the-7-day-carnivore-diet-day-1.html"&gt;Meatapalooza, or The 7 Day Carnivore Diet, Day 1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://mikedoe.net/journal/2007/7/6/meatapalooza-or-the-7-day-carnivore-diet-day-3.html"&gt;Meatapalooza, or The 7 Day Carnivore Diet, Day 3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://mikedoe.net/journal/2007/7/25/an-anti-celebrity-manifesto-part-1.html"&gt;An Anti-"Celebrity" Manifesto, Part 1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://mikedoe.net/journal/2007/7/25/the-simpsons-movieless-than-72-hours-to-go.html"&gt;The Simpsons Movie...Less than 72 Hours to Go!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4668138146196069671-2470753766906121629?l=ohdoiamuseyou.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ohdoiamuseyou.blogspot.com/feeds/2470753766906121629/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4668138146196069671&amp;postID=2470753766906121629' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4668138146196069671/posts/default/2470753766906121629'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4668138146196069671/posts/default/2470753766906121629'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ohdoiamuseyou.blogspot.com/2007/12/so-i-was-doing-comedy-club-in.html' title='So I  Was Doing a Comedy Club in Philadelphia...'/><author><name>South Philly Phil</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09910569775955889969</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4668138146196069671.post-6245446167024388721</id><published>2007-10-03T00:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-03T11:14:58.031-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mike doe'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='twitter'/><title type='text'>Oh, Do I Amuse You...Ya Twitter Monkey!</title><content type='html'>One guy who ain't no monkey is &lt;a href="http://mikedoe.net/journal/2007/10/3/twitter-highly-addictive-behavior-jokes-aplenty.html"&gt;Mike Doe&lt;/a&gt;, who's doing his thing at &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/mikedoe"&gt;http://twitter.com/mikedoe&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4668138146196069671-6245446167024388721?l=ohdoiamuseyou.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ohdoiamuseyou.blogspot.com/feeds/6245446167024388721/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4668138146196069671&amp;postID=6245446167024388721' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4668138146196069671/posts/default/6245446167024388721'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4668138146196069671/posts/default/6245446167024388721'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ohdoiamuseyou.blogspot.com/2007/10/oh-do-i-amuse-youya-twitter-monkey.html' title='Oh, Do I Amuse You...Ya Twitter Monkey!'/><author><name>South Philly Phil</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09910569775955889969</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4668138146196069671.post-374046517063867558</id><published>2007-09-15T10:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-15T10:04:23.916-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='steven seagall'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='martial arts'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='casino'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='goodfellas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ponytail'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shovel'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lime'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='joe pesce'/><title type='text'>Joe Pesce Would Kick Steven Seagall's Ass</title><content type='html'>Joe Pesce not only would kick Steven Seagall's ass, that fruitcake, ponytailed fruitcake, he would do so in a decisive fashion. And don't forget, Ponytail, if you're reading this, my man Joe Pesce always carries lime and a shovel in the trunk of his car!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4668138146196069671-374046517063867558?l=ohdoiamuseyou.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ohdoiamuseyou.blogspot.com/feeds/374046517063867558/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4668138146196069671&amp;postID=374046517063867558' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4668138146196069671/posts/default/374046517063867558'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4668138146196069671/posts/default/374046517063867558'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ohdoiamuseyou.blogspot.com/2007/09/joe-pesce-would-kick-steven-seagalls.html' title='Joe Pesce Would Kick Steven Seagall&apos;s Ass'/><author><name>South Philly Phil</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09910569775955889969</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4668138146196069671.post-3276799001087338278</id><published>2007-09-05T11:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-05T11:16:28.762-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dalton'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='road house'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='south philly'/><title type='text'>Are You Laughing at Me?</title><content type='html'>The last fool who laughed at me when I didn't necessarily want him too, well, I trew a beating on him so legendary that I even got a congratulatory call from &lt;a href="http://daltonfromroadhouse.blogspot.com/"&gt;Dalton from Road House&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4668138146196069671-3276799001087338278?l=ohdoiamuseyou.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ohdoiamuseyou.blogspot.com/feeds/3276799001087338278/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4668138146196069671&amp;postID=3276799001087338278' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4668138146196069671/posts/default/3276799001087338278'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4668138146196069671/posts/default/3276799001087338278'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ohdoiamuseyou.blogspot.com/2007/09/are-you-laughing-at-me.html' title='Are You Laughing at Me?'/><author><name>South Philly Phil</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09910569775955889969</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4668138146196069671.post-8656036983523148074</id><published>2007-09-04T00:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-04T14:58:03.563-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='philadelphia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pats steaks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tourists'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='joe pesce'/><title type='text'>Joe Pesce Once Ate at Pat's!</title><content type='html'>Doing some research here and my buddy Fatass Bob tells me that Joe Pesce once ate TWO cheesesteaks at Pat's, a Philadelphia landmark (and a reason &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://philadelphiaisnumberone.blogspot.com/"&gt;Philadelphia is number one&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;)and world-famous cheesesteak joint for those of youse not in the know. You know how hard that is? Joe's a big guy, don't get me wrong, but to knock TWO CHEESESTEAKS back in one sitting aint a feat a normal man's gonna survive.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My hat's off to you, Joe Pesce of Goodfellas, one of many &lt;a href="http://greatitalianmovies.blogspot.com/"&gt;Great Italian Movies&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4668138146196069671-8656036983523148074?l=ohdoiamuseyou.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ohdoiamuseyou.blogspot.com/feeds/8656036983523148074/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4668138146196069671&amp;postID=8656036983523148074' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4668138146196069671/posts/default/8656036983523148074'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4668138146196069671/posts/default/8656036983523148074'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ohdoiamuseyou.blogspot.com/2007/09/joe-pesce-once-ate-at-pats.html' title='Joe Pesce Once Ate at Pat&apos;s!'/><author><name>South Philly Phil</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09910569775955889969</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4668138146196069671.post-8917862392797328289</id><published>2007-08-31T21:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-31T21:56:58.149-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='south'/><title type='text'>In Real Life Joe Pesce is 5'10, Maybe 6 Foot Tall!</title><content type='html'>I've been hearing some detractors belittling Joe Pesce's "short" stature. To them I say, "What have you been smoking?" &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joe Pesce is at least 5'10, maybe even 6-foot tall! Come on. Watch his movies. If you still have any doubts, I suggest you visit the local shrink for tests!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4668138146196069671-8917862392797328289?l=ohdoiamuseyou.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ohdoiamuseyou.blogspot.com/feeds/8917862392797328289/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4668138146196069671&amp;postID=8917862392797328289' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4668138146196069671/posts/default/8917862392797328289'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4668138146196069671/posts/default/8917862392797328289'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ohdoiamuseyou.blogspot.com/2007/08/in-real-life-joe-pesce-is-510-maybe-6.html' title='In Real Life Joe Pesce is 5&apos;10, Maybe 6 Foot Tall!'/><author><name>South Philly Phil</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09910569775955889969</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4668138146196069671.post-5786624488806507230</id><published>2007-08-29T08:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-29T08:59:05.926-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='goodfellas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny guy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='joe pesce'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='do i amuse you'/><title type='text'>Goodfellas Funny Guy Scene</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="353"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/twW_riHWz_4"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/twW_riHWz_4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="353"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4668138146196069671-5786624488806507230?l=ohdoiamuseyou.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ohdoiamuseyou.blogspot.com/feeds/5786624488806507230/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4668138146196069671&amp;postID=5786624488806507230' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4668138146196069671/posts/default/5786624488806507230'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4668138146196069671/posts/default/5786624488806507230'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ohdoiamuseyou.blogspot.com/2007/08/goodfellas-funny-guy-scene.html' title='Goodfellas Funny Guy Scene'/><author><name>South Philly Phil</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09910569775955889969</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4668138146196069671.post-8597813633667296330</id><published>2007-08-28T10:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-28T10:23:20.991-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='michael douglas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='great italian movies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharon stone'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='joe pesce'/><title type='text'>Joe Pesce Was Considered for Basic Instinct?</title><content type='html'>I heard a rumor online that &lt;a href="http://greatitalianmovies.blogspot.com/"&gt;Joe Pesce auditioned&lt;/a&gt; for the part played by Michael Douglas in Basic Instinct? What the hell? How did he not get that part? He and Sharon Stone would've been perfect together. I mean, &lt;a href="http://southphillyrules.blogspot.com/"&gt;fuhgedaboutit&lt;/a&gt;! Seen Casino lately?!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4668138146196069671-8597813633667296330?l=ohdoiamuseyou.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ohdoiamuseyou.blogspot.com/feeds/8597813633667296330/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4668138146196069671&amp;postID=8597813633667296330' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4668138146196069671/posts/default/8597813633667296330'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4668138146196069671/posts/default/8597813633667296330'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ohdoiamuseyou.blogspot.com/2007/08/joe-pesce-was-considered-for-basic.html' title='Joe Pesce Was Considered for Basic Instinct?'/><author><name>South Philly Phil</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09910569775955889969</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4668138146196069671.post-8471615168729469229</id><published>2007-08-28T08:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-28T08:51:32.954-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='great italian movies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='goodfellas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='joe pesce'/><title type='text'>Oh, Do I Amuse You?</title><content type='html'>This little blog is dedicated to Joe Pesce, and his scene, of course, in the &lt;a href="http://greatitalianmovies.blogspot.com/"&gt;great Italian movie&lt;/a&gt;: Goodfellas. That scene with Christopher from the Sopranos was some funny, crazy shit, my friends.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So to Joe Pesce, &lt;a href="http://ohdoiamuseyou.blogspot.com/"&gt;this blog&lt;/a&gt; is for you!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4668138146196069671-8471615168729469229?l=ohdoiamuseyou.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ohdoiamuseyou.blogspot.com/feeds/8471615168729469229/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4668138146196069671&amp;postID=8471615168729469229' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4668138146196069671/posts/default/8471615168729469229'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4668138146196069671/posts/default/8471615168729469229'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ohdoiamuseyou.blogspot.com/2007/08/oh-do-i-amuse-you.html' title='Oh, Do I Amuse You?'/><author><name>South Philly Phil</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09910569775955889969</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
